Of Feastings on Word and a certain green vegatable

Well, I have one thing to say.
THE FEAST WAS INTENSE.

In a good way. Hats off to Mama, Peter, the Lord of course and all the dear folk who worked behind the scenes to make it happen. The Offensive is so exciting, GBUE! (u is for us, e is for everyone)
The last supper for the Feast was ENTIRELY uneventful, so we decided to combine it with a Home-voted Feast assignment as part of the training for the Winning offensive. Little comment will suffice. This was before the infilling of the Holy Spirit by the way.....

The Rules: Eat celery! No hands, no vomiting, first one to clear the plate wins!
Artful captions have indeed been placed to enhance the experience for those who could not attend. I pity you all.

Irish sheep vs. Peruvian llama, here we go (TYL)!!!

This is the Sheep, on the verge of barfing

This is the Llama, eyeing the competition

"Almost done!!! PTL!" (weeping and tongues)

"Victory is mine! All this and China too!"


We taped it just for you, please view with discretion as half digested pieces of celery CAN in fact be seen on closer inspection:
Part One, short but intense, for wild folk

Part Two, lengthy and appetizing, for mild folk

THIS VIDEO IS TAKING HOURS TO LOAD WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! Especially you, Phil

Heidi: What does inconvenience mean?

Rachel: Well Heidi, when a man and woman make love......

Your friends in Christ,
Rachel (the giraffe) & Heidi (the cow)

I would like to add that no one was very much hurt in this competition, although worthy words were exchanged. I'd venture to say about 70 or so sticks of celery were consumed. I was rooting for the sheep right till the end. Needless to say I was crushed. I mean, you'd think that a Irishman with bad table manners and the appetite of an untrained whale could beat a well-mannered picky and particular person that doesn't eat very much. I was so positive of success I bet Mike 50 cents the sheep would win but he isn't making me pay it, such a gentleman.
Yes, I know, we're pretty much hardcore.
Cheers, Happy Offensive

P.S. I would like to apologize for the entirely vulgar and distasteful post directly below. I encourage all my readers to blame this person: She's a tad contagious.